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safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

shiporsink:

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

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lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

lacigreen:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

omg these are so sassy its amazing

Anyone else notice how unborn babies are technically parasites? They steal nutrients from your body and make you sick for the first trimester (and possibly the whole pregnancy if you’re one of the unlucky few), deprive you of sleep, and cause hormonal imbalances that can severely impact your mind and body. We were all once parasites. And I wouldn’t trade mine for the world c:

Oh my god

Oh my god

sexual-feelings:

it’s been awhile since i’ve gone on a rant so here goes.
1. embarrassingly for you, you have the wrong person. you even went through the trouble of sending this from a fake blog. you have zero idea what my body even looks like as i’ve never posted it on here.
2. you are a concern troll. i don’t have a problem admitting that obesity is unhealthy. however, someone’s weight and health is none of my concern and it’s certainly none of yours. let’s not pretend you care about whoever you intended to send this to. you wanted to be a douche.
3. i promote confidence and loving yourself. if they want to gain or lose weight, that’s their choice. shaming someone is not how you motivate them to lose weight. it just makes them feel shitty about it. 
4. people can be overweight and have an eating disorder. you don’t know what the person you’re sending shitty messages to is going through. they know what their bodies look like - they don’t need your comments as well. as someone who struggled with weight loss, you of all people should be showing kindness and actual encouragement to others who are starting that journey.

have a nice day!
xo mja

-thumbs up- yes.

sexual-feelings:

it’s been awhile since i’ve gone on a rant so here goes.
1. embarrassingly for you, you have the wrong person. you even went through the trouble of sending this from a fake blog. you have zero idea what my body even looks like as i’ve never posted it on here.
2. you are a concern troll. i don’t have a problem admitting that obesity is unhealthy. however, someone’s weight and health is none of my concern and it’s certainly none of yours. let’s not pretend you care about whoever you intended to send this to. you wanted to be a douche.
3. i promote confidence and loving yourself. if they want to gain or lose weight, that’s their choice. shaming someone is not how you motivate them to lose weight. it just makes them feel shitty about it.
4. people can be overweight and have an eating disorder. you don’t know what the person you’re sending shitty messages to is going through. they know what their bodies look like - they don’t need your comments as well. as someone who struggled with weight loss, you of all people should be showing kindness and actual encouragement to others who are starting that journey.

have a nice day!
xo mja

-thumbs up- yes.

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E